I'm Not a Vampire, But I feel like one

Teacher: Please write down a famous quote that you know and who wrote it.

Me: "It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop." - Confucius.

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Thank you to Gemma for the request. <3

New Super Amazing Project: WOMAN EATS BABY. :D

me after realizing i’ve forgotten something inside the house.

O hay thurr

How you act when you hear a dirty joke..

With your friends:

With your family:

With younger kids:

You will laugh out loud!

would this be defined as cybersex

“Dinner is ready!”

FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD.